MDMC is the culmination and progression of Eastern and Western belief and is often considered by many as ‘Northen’ or ‘Higher’ wisdom.
MDMC is your willing guide and your path to enlightenment.
You will find peace through MDMC.
You will find love through MDMC.
If you will, then you will.
HISTORY
MDMC has unknown origins, although many had sought him out in the Middle East (see ancient Photobucket picture below) prior to his ‘Globalism’. Still, when questioned about his birth and life before the year 2000, MDMC choses only to describe this period of his aweness as the ‘glow era’.
MDMC has been credited as the guide for Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Isaac Newton, Muhammad (from Railway Terminal B Kebab), The Dixie Chicks, Albert Einstein, Franklin D. Roosevelt, George Clooney, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela, Alig G, Pele, Bob Dylan, Bruce Lee and Pablo Picasso.
MDMC has also been falsly credited as guide for Kylie Monogue, Adolf Hitler, The Spice Girls and Oprah Winfrey.
MDMC.GURU 
Who is J.Crisp and Chiarella, M??
You have helped me so much MDMC.
Thank you for your guidance last night.
To me, my child, guiding you is like breathing the many airs from the crystal clouds of tibet.
Let love be to you as plaque is to a goats tooth: covering.
MDMC
may i suggest, youve gone wrong in your mind tank?
Yes my child, you may.
The universe is filled with paths. A willow wispers blue at the green meadow, yet while a woman loves her child a son loves his father.
I will be your guide.
MDMC
Oh MDMC,
It bestows great fortune upon us both that an acolyte within my swarm perchanced to browse upon your electronic presence. Long we have been seeking a master of the arcane technical to proclaim our message to the peoples of India. My brethren wish to avail themselves of your wisdom but lack the elementary fiscal means to procure such enlightenment. We humbly request you grace the peoples which number a mere fraction above seven thousand acolytes with the means to share in your teachings. Your sublime and generous offer of one hundred dollars is beyond our simple means. we wish to procure five hundred tape sets and can offer but thirty US dollars per set. Please assist this poor gathering on the path to enlightenment.
Your Humble Emaciated Servant
Sayed Guptir
Oh great, wise and powerful MDMC,
You are the origin of life that has compelled me to pursue the healthy glow and higher wisdom that you posses. Please, oh enlighten one, for although I know I am not worthy to apply the hot wax to your radiant chest, I ask only to for a few hours of your precious time to bask in your presence, and for you to instill a small portion of your immense wisdom to me, that I too, may help others on the path to higher wisdom.
One other thing the tape set that I received was missing The Art of Self Glow Part II which has left me with quite a blotchy complexion.
Sayed, my dear spiritual orphan – yes, I am your father,
It has been only 6 days since I received a vision of your gathering of acolytes. I was on a mountain top glowing and whispering guidance to distant followers when before me the valley transfigured into an oil painting of a valley, containing an oil painting of a valley, containing an oil painting of a valley on and on again, a mere fraction above seven thousand paintings deep. The paintings spiralled into a centre, where I was drawn with the force of a thousand Astral travels.
When I arrived I was sitting with a glowing being I have never witnessed with my own eyes. Yet, I had known of the being from the texts of MIAPHOR MIATHOR, long centuries extinct. The glowing being had sat before me at least 100 cups of glowing MIACYNTH tea, and beyond them the final emblem of my search, the MIAICON, the most powerful emblem of all.
I began to consume the tea, cup by cup until I had reached 30 cups, and then even with all of my strength, I could not consume yet 1 more. The glowing being spoke to me these words, “Not 30 but at least 100” and so I continued unto my goal.
Follow me my child, for you follow me my child.
MDMC,
Is it not true that you were also a guide to Cristopher Skase, Alan Bond and Martha Stuart?
Another source revealed that you also advised Mother Teresa and Mary mother of Jesus to appear in inadamant objects such as bread, stains and lasagne??