MDMC.GURU Turns Further Potential Wives Away in Mexico!
September 19, 2006
To the dearest of my followers,
My mind is glowing with the light of a thousand eclipses, for at long last I can bring some relief and assurance to my wives spread abroad. Of course, to you all I have given to carry the gift of knowing I am not only your husband and spiritual provider, but also your glowing star in this dark world. It brings such a feeling of splendor to my soul to know I am sharing so very much with you, even though I may only see you perhaps once a year.
Since the year 2000 I have accommodated many, many women who have desired to serve me as a wife. I have been very generous and willingly accepted marriage proposals too numerous to mention, and still I feel I may never be able to meet the increasing demand. Now to those patiently waiting for my response: the time is upon us, my darling shadows, that I must begin to turn some of your proposals away.
Even though many of you have waited for me more than 5 years – and as many of you say, “all of your lives” – I must apologise. But my daughters, do not fear, for you will be able to continue following me with all the celibate dedication you have grown accustomed to for the rest of your dear lives. I say this especially for the Mexican women I visited last week. With all of my heart, I enjoyed the six day welcoming ceremony, yet you must understand that I need to be much more particular with marriage proposals since my globalism.
Yet every black MIAICON emblem has a white side, and so to my many wives I say, “celebrate! for you number will begin to slow”. I have heard you call in your meditation for many years, and now I have granted your highest hope unto you.
Illuminatingly yours,
MDMC.GURU
MDMC.GURU 
I have followed you for a numero of yeros, 2^0s~9Y to be exactomundo. I speak fluent in IUSNINO (pronounciuno: eye-yous-nine-eyo). Many times I have summoned your attentione, full stop. Mountain high & valley lows have been my joyous. They will continue to ember the fire of my summonsio. Until the day when I shall forge` the silence hille of my depth.
Unilluminatingly never.
forever in joyous.
cresanthemumberay`
greetings once more oh wisest councillor of illuminance.
I must say that i am indeed deflated by your announcement of declining my long awaited offering of nuptals, for you see i once dreamed that i along with all your other brides who populate the globe could in turn repopulate other generations with your infinite wisdom kindness, greatness and generosity. But sadly there will be no glorious heram for i, though my heart will always beat in sync with yours. And in time though my heart may grow weary and faint i will once again be yours, reunited in mine own cosmic parallel reality that i call home.
but for now i must know….
were the eclipses peppermint or spearmint?
yours faithful and true, Yhllama.
This is an honor oh most wise and gracious and it is truly my first time.
I have never wanted to meet you as much as I thought I could, but now that I’m here I can see why.
The tapes that I almost ordered from ypu have inspired me to look further afield, go deeper than I realised I could or want to.
Thankyou and may your light ever be.