MDMC.GURU Tape Series
August 29, 2006
My little babies of light,
My cosmic wisdoms have now been compiled into ‘The Art of World Glow’, now available on tape.
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From the world at the bottom of the sea to the stars that follow me,
MDMC.GURU
*Along with any donation of $100 or more. And then still, you might get it and you might not. MDMC.GURU is your guide and he knows whats best for you.
MDMC.GURU 
O’ Cosmic Father of guidance of world glow.
How your great wisdom and expertise precede you. Being a loyal follower, i did indeed order your tape series, but recieved in the mail instead a packet of chicken twisties. My question to you O’ great one is what to next? do i eat the twisties which have been sitting on my altar or should i send the bar code in to receive the tapes in question?
Also another question that has previously been plaguing my mind is whether you shaved or waxed for the photo of your glorious self?
I am eagerly awaiting your reply.
YOUR EVER HUMBLE SERVANT YHLLAMA.
Yhllama, my dear shadow of constancy, you have followed me since the very beginning.
To you I have shown how graceful a guide can be, by allowing you the honor of sharing what was given to me by my guide – The Universe.
The nectar twists of the flightless bird are a sign, for a galaxy has spoken to me for you. For this I am glowing with guiding joy, for you have received what only a few can receive. Hold you head high and consume the nectar at midnight, for if you consume that which cannot fly you shall gain your wings and soar into light.
A Mountain that consumes a valley will stand twice as high, and the tree with no leaves will flower for it.
You constant and willing guide,
MDMC.
Oh and electrolysis my child. Electrolysis.
o’ thank you so very much my awesome universal light. Your answers have guided me back to the one true straight path.
yours eternally Yhllama
Oh Master of waxing both lyrical and thy chest. I seek your guidance in a matter of spiritual importance. As you will see from my story, i am all but lost as to my place in this divine manifestation of your ora we commonly call Earth. It all came to a climax (both sorts) last night with the visions, swirling and dancing against the wall of my mind like some sort of retarded but beautiful butterfly making its final descent upon a black dahlia. i then woke up this morning from the strangest dream. I was in the biggest army the world has ever seen
We were marching as one, on the road to the holy grail.
Started out, seeking fortune and glory It’s a short song, but it’s a Hell of a story, when you Spend your lifetime trying to get Your hands on the Holy Grail.
Bud have you heard of the Great Crusade? We ran into millions, and nobody got paid Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe, For the Holy Grail.
All the locals scattered, They were hiding in the snow We were so far from home, So how were we to know, There’d be nothing left to plunder When we stumbled on the Holy Grail?
We were foolish beings But we were dying like flies And those big black birds, they were circling in the sky, And you know what they say, yeah, nobody deserves to die.
Oh I, I’ve been searching for an easy way to escape the cold light of day. I’ve been high, and I’ve been low. But I’ve got nowhere else to go.
There’s nowhere else to go
I followed orders, God knows where I’d be
But I woke up alone, all my wounds were clean. I’m still here, I’m still a fool for the Holy Grail.
Oh yeah, I’m a fool for the Holy Grail.
Oh great and powerfull MDMC how your presence fulfills me through the darkest of tunnels.
Teach me the ways of the highest tuna, and the art of “look”
Your humble servant,
– Tom